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Need a hand with that, love? Oh, no,
thanks. My friend will be here in a

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to pick me up.

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What do you

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think?

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I thought you were going to get a Volvo.

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You seem so boring.

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What about all this lot?

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Don't worry, it's going to... Very
spacious room.

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See?

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Can you afford to buy all this ready
-made stuff?

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Not really.

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What choice have we got till the
kitchen's finished?

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Typical.

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All they have to do is see a woman in a
sport car and they stop.

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I shave every day, like you.

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It smells terrible.

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Calvin Klein's fixation. I'm not
surprised.

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And can't you stop that happening?

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What happening?

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Silly little girls from your class
ringing our number and hoping that

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going to answer.

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And where did you get the money for
expensive aftershave? Shouldn't you be

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getting ready for fat face?

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You're heading for trouble, David
Porter.

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Oh, go away. I'm going to while my nose
still works.

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That's my sister.

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I know.

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Still want the package.

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Got the money.

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Right, I'll meet you there. OK.

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Bye.

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We're back.

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I'm getting ready to go out.

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David? I'm just going out.

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Where are the builders?

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Oh, they left ages ago.

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In my next life, I'm going to have it
the other way round. A natural kitchen

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design a baby.

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to mention
babies.

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Oh, it's all right.

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It takes a bit of time, that's all.
Yeah.

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Let's go and see what they've done
today.

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Oh.

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Yes.

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What do you mean?

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Yes. It's exactly the same as it was
this morning.

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No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

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They must have done something.

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I don't think builders do anything.

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They just sit here looking at page three
until their testosterone builds up into

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a frenzy. Then they switch their drills
on till it goes down again.

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Well, I'm sure they're getting on. They
seem the best ones.

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There's only one reason why you talked
me into this pair.

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You could see what they look like with
their shirts off. I did not. I never

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mentioned chef.

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You did. You said you'd endure any
torture known to mankind to see the tall

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one's cleavage.

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Not that cleavage. The other one.

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Let me get rid of this lot.

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Can I use the calculator while I'm here?

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I've finished all the estimates.

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Not for that. You need to work out the
time.

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Twenty -five past four.

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Not that time. My time.

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What do you mean, your time?

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It's all explained in this book. If you
want to get pregnant, you need to know

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the best time.

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Oh, I can tell you that.

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Immediately after Spurs win 3 -0 at
home.

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No, you only get one egg a month.

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That was during the war.

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So you have to work out mathematically
the exact moment you're going to be at

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your most fertile.

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Mum,

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what do you think of my hair? Lovely.
What are you doing?

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I have to start again now.

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What time's your bath?

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Laura's collecting me in her car and
bringing me back later.

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Laura? Clive's mother.

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Laura's asked me to go shopping with
her.

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Oh. You never go shopping with me.

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That's different.

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How?

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She just wants to know my opinion on her
clothes.

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Well, I want to know your opinion on my
clothes.

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No, you don't. I might.

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It's different.

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Well, what's the difference?

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Oh, look, I didn't mean to hurt you.

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It's just that, well, Laura isn't really
like her mother.

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She found a knife.

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I'll be pleased to finally meet her.

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She usually waits in the car.

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You mean she's been here before?

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A few times.

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I've never seen her outside.

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She waits around the corner.

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Well, why don't you invite her in for a
moment when she comes?

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Um, maybe.

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You're not ashamed of us, are you?

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No!

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It's just that his family are very...

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Normal. Yes, but they're a different
normal.

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Go on.

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Oh, it's just that things are going
really well for me and Clive. He's the

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boyfriend I've had that doesn't seem an
effort.

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And I get on well with both his parents.

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And I just think... Well, I mean, look
at this place.

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You know, we've got the Italian wedding
on Sunday.

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Yes, but it's not just that.

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Things happen to us. What?

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Right.

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Jenny, if it's important to you, we'll
all make a special effort to impress

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Clive's parents, because if this is
really leading somewhere, sooner or

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we'll have to meet.

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I know.

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Look, why don't you invite her in when
she brings you back?

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Today? Yes, that way I have plenty of
time to tidy up.

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I don't know.

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Listen, I promise I won't do anything
that might embarrass you.

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Anything. All right?

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It's really important. I promise.

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After all, we're not exactly weirdos,
are we?

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Oh, God!

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Sorry, I forgot my key.

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I don't need those microwave pizzas.

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What? Are you going to be sitting there?

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Why? Your sister's bringing Clive's
mother home in a minute.

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So?

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Go and tidy yourself up.

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No, I've just done the bathroom. Sit
down there and wait.

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What? Can I trust you not to do anything
that might embarrass Jenny?

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I think you'd better go straight up to
your room and stay there under all

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circumstances.

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What if there's a fire?

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If there's a fire, come down.

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Not if it's just hot, only if the smoke
builds.

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No, that's too dangerous.

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You might still say something.

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What? Is there anything hideously
violent on at the Odeon I wouldn't want

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go and see?

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Always. Right.

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Here is the money to go and see Aladdin.

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Don't let me find out you went to a
different screen.

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Thanks, Mum.

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And don't hang around in the burger
place afterwards.

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To when?

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About seven.

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Great boots, Al.

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Don't shut the door, we've got more.

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What is this?

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You may well ask. This is all stuff that
could come in useful.

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Yeah, if you want to start your own
rubbish tip.

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Christine, could you get the rest of the
stuff from the van, please? Oh, yeah,

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and give me a bonio and I'll die for the
freaking queen.

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Ben! This is all stuff that could come
in handy.

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A squarial?

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Well, they might switch the satellite
back on.

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Wire coat hangers? You can never have
enough.

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Oh, yes, you can.

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00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:02,030
And what's that?

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00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,590
I'm not sure, but the bloke said it
still works.

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00:11:04,591 --> 00:11:08,259
What is this? What's the point of
getting rid of all our old junk and

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00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:09,640
home with somebody else's?

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00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,800
You did get rid of ours. Almost a bit.

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00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,070
Some of it. These people want something
for nothing.

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00:11:16,071 --> 00:11:19,739
There's something dripping from this
one. Put it down over there. No! Put it

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over there, then. No! Make up your mind.
I'm going backwards and forwards like a

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Tory MP in a tie pimple.

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Go and get the rest of the stuff from
the van. No! Leave it in the van and get

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00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,640
rid of this stuff somewhere now. In a
minute.

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You'll love this. Christine, just go and
get the special thing.

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What?

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00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,649
You know, the special thing in the box
we bought.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Look, I know some of this stuff's a bit
past it, but you'll never guess what we

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got off some old Irish bloke.

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No, I don't suppose I will.

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Well, look, I know you're apprehensive
about tomorrow's job, but we've already

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made stuff and all that, so I've got the
perfect day to your presentation.

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Here we are.

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Can I have a glass of water now, or do I
have to be locked back onto the train

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00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,409
gang? There's some orange juice in the
fridge.

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Thanks. This is for me.

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To you.

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00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,580
Thanks. What do you think?

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Just the perfect thing for an Italian
wedding.

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Yes, a severed horse's head should go
down very well.

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Guess what it is?

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00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,530
What?

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The Pope.

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What,

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00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,110
in that little box?

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It was made for his visit to London by
some Irish firm.

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And? He went to Birmingham.

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He's been trying to get rid of it ever
since.

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and put it up near where you're serving.

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What is it, a little statue?

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00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,920
No, it's ten feet high when it's fully
inflated. What?

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00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:44,879
Yeah, there's a little canister of
helium at the bottom that fills it up.

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So, what we have here is a ten -foot
-high inflatable pope with its own

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canister of helium.

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Yeah.

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00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,780
Get it out of the house. It costs 20
quid! Out!

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00:12:57,781 --> 00:13:00,099
Don't you know that helium is explosive?

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00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,099
That's hydrogen.

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00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,770
Helium has no effect at all, except you
make your voice go big. Get rid of it.

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I'll be off now, then. Right, bye.

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00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,160
Oh, by the way, you've got a cockroach
in your kitchen.

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Bye.

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00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,850
What?

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00:14:26,819 --> 00:14:29,169
useless. It is something of a more heavy
weight.

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00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,740
You're a fat load of use getting out of
its way. It leapt at me.

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What are we going to do now?

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00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:37,910
Leave it.

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Let it go.

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00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,190
Let it go?

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It's lucky the fresh food's at Rona's or
we'd have to destroy it.

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Community?

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Get rid of it. Where?

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Outside.

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Is there anything else you want me to
take outside?

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Jenny wanted to come straight in, but I
thought it better if I rang the bell.

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I'm Laura.

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Bill, come in.

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Ben, this is a pleasant surprise.

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00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,370
How do you do?

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We were just having some coffee. Would
you like some?

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00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,840
Sorry, Mum. Laura's got to get back
quite quickly.

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I just told Jenny I'd better break the
ice.

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We can't keep putting off the evil
moment, can we?

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No. Well, it's very nice to meet you at
long last.

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00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:00,819
Well, I was wondering if you both
fancied coming round for a meal tonight

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ours. Jenny's coming later anyway, and
I'm sure Harry'd love to meet you both.

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That'd be very nice.

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We'd love to.

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Good.

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Bye then, Jenny.

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00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:15,930
Bye. And it's been nice to finally see
inside your house at last.

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I was beginning to wonder what sort of
horrors must be in here.

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00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,160
Well, as you can see, it's a very
ordinary house.

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do till the council come on Monday.

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No in the wardrobe.

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Stop it.

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00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:17,240
He said if we'd only seen a couple,
they'd easily get rid of them.

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Yeah, I suppose you're right. We just
have to put it right out of our minds

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then. Yeah.

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What I can't work out is where they're
breeding.

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Oh, Bill.

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00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,560
Well, they always breed somewhere.

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00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,500
Usually the airing cupboard. Oh, I just
got that out of there.

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00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,260
Calm down. There's no sign I checked.

253
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I think I'll wear my new shirt.

254
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,310
You said you'd get any left with his
spray.

255
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,340
Well, you know cockroaches.

256
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,650
You can freeze them, you can bake them,
and they're not even touched.

257
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:54,459
If there was a nuclear war over the
entire surface of the planet, the only

258
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,690
that would survive would be cockroaches.
No.

259
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,600
This spray will get them.

260
00:18:58,820 --> 00:18:59,870
I'd like to know how.

261
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,380
No, you wouldn't. Yes, I would.

262
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:07,760
Well... The poison sticks to their feet.

263
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,840
Then they mash it all up with their food
when they eat, and then they die.

264
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:16,960
Then other cockroaches come along and
eat their decaying bodies, and they die.

265
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,110
Yeah, all right.

266
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:20,610
Yes, I believe you.

267
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:23,850
Now, can we please forget all about it?
I was trying to.

268
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:33,790
Imagine waking up in the dark and
finding this thing crawling all over

269
00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,950
Never usually bothers you.

270
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,160
You're right. Doesn't bear thinking
about. Oh, thanks.

271
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,550
Well, what do you think?

272
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,190
When did you get that?

273
00:19:44,191 --> 00:19:45,109
Boot sale.

274
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,010
Genuine Ralph Lauren. £2 .99.

275
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,479
Shouldn't the horse... Horse have four
legs.

276
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,420
What do you expect for £2 .99?

277
00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:52,599
Desert orchid?

278
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,460
You know designer copies are illegal.

279
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:55,870
Oh.

280
00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,080
Then you won't want this priceless Gucci
bag.

281
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,260
I'd kill for it.

282
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,370
Mum,

283
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,620
I'm just going.

284
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,200
Can I see you for a moment?

285
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,700
In the living room.

286
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,300
I wish we could have just bred in the
airing cupboard.

287
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:21,240
I'll be out with Clive till about nine.
Then I'll join you for coffee.

288
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,830
Right. He likes football and she likes
soap operas.

289
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,690
Except for the one on Channel 4.

290
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:28,410
She isn't sure about Channel 4.

291
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,690
Her father is Irish, so no jokes about
that.

292
00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:35,010
And better if you keep off the Catholic
Church altogether.

293
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:39,410
Right. Oh, and I'm pretty sure they're
conservative.

294
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:44,089
So please don't go on about everything
in the whole world being the fault of

295
00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:44,949
-know -who.

296
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:46,000
I promise.

297
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,140
Right.

298
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:51,340
And please, if you must wear jeans, for
God's sake, wear a belt.

299
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,890
Oh, yeah, right.

300
00:20:52,891 --> 00:20:54,259
OK, bye.

301
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,310
Bye.

302
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,480
Bye. Have a nice time.

303
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,140
What were we supposed to say all that?

304
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,630
Things change.

305
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:12,959
Ah, it'll be all right. I'm just going
to leave a note for David. Go and start

306
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,579
the car.

307
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:14,920
Why? We'll be late.

308
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:18,380
No, we won't. Hurry up! We need at least
half an hour to get there.

309
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,170
What time is it now?

310
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,740
Nineteen minutes past.

311
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,470
Can we go in now?

312
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,670
Not at twenty past.

313
00:21:31,671 --> 00:21:32,519
We're not.

314
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,710
We just can't. It's not the look out.
She's looking out the window.

315
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,210
Okay.

316
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,360
She thinks you recognise the car.

317
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,210
No, I've never seen the car. Oh.

318
00:21:54,370 --> 00:22:00,770
What time is it now?

319
00:22:01,381 --> 00:22:03,369
Twenty past.

320
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,470
Why are you so on edge?

321
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:07,360
Ben, you realise this boy might be
marrying Jenny?

322
00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,310
Why? What's happened?

323
00:22:09,311 --> 00:22:12,889
See you all later. She's going to marry
one of them.

324
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,750
Yeah. Yeah, I suppose so.

325
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:18,619
These people we're meeting tonight might
become part of our family for the rest

326
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,670
of our lives.

327
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,159
And if they do, we're never going to be
able to shake off whatever impression we

328
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,139
give them tonight.

329
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:28,190
You're right.

330
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,600
Let's get away while we can.

331
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,750
Come on.

332
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,030
Now or never.

333
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,440
Right, you take the white.

334
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,680
I'll take the chocolate.

335
00:22:46,071 --> 00:22:48,059
you get those from?

336
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:49,860
I remember you hid them from the kids.

337
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,230
She's seen us.

338
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,350
This is it.

339
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,420
I'm grinning like a simpleton.

340
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,480
Don't stop now, she's still looking.

341
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,360
Oh my God.

342
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,040
Someone crungy to the door.

343
00:23:19,271 --> 00:23:21,259
Hi there.

344
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:22,219
I'm Harry.

345
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,270
Pleased to meet you.

346
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,090
How do you do?

347
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,530
I'm Bill.

348
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:28,430
This is for you.

349
00:23:28,431 --> 00:23:29,439
Oh, lovely.

350
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,220
Come on in.

351
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,070
You know Laura?

352
00:23:34,071 --> 00:23:35,799
Hello again.

353
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,300
These are for you. Oh, thanks.

354
00:23:37,301 --> 00:23:39,599
Why don't we have them with coffee
later?

355
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,650
Nice car, Harry. Shame about that
window.

356
00:23:41,651 --> 00:23:43,559
Occupational hazard in my business.

357
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,420
Shall I take your jackets and things?

358
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,460
What is your business? Fraud squad.

359
00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,310
All right, Anna.

360
00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,870
Where is everyone?

361
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,370
Out. I need to come back and collect my
things.

362
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,850
Oh.

363
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,590
I answered the telephone a few minutes
ago.

364
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,090
What's for you?

365
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,930
I can't help it. You've either got it or
you haven't.

366
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:12,790
It was a boy.

367
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,250
Let them all look.

368
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,239
He said the cockroaches you bred for him
were too missing. You must have dropped

369
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,290
them somewhere.

370
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,320
Apparently, you're the preferred
supplier for the fourth -year biology

371
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,220
It doesn't hurt anyone.

372
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,460
Your mother is running a catering
business.

373
00:24:31,461 --> 00:24:34,839
She doesn't want cockroaches running
about all over the house.

374
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,759
I know that.

375
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,260
I'm not completely stupid.

376
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,550
Most of the time, I keep them in
cryogenic suspension.

377
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,260
How? In a box in the freezer.

378
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:47,340
They don't do anything unless you get
them out and let them warm up for a

379
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,310
Go and get them out now.

380
00:24:50,311 --> 00:24:54,869
We'll take them somewhere and properly
dispose of them and that'll be the end

381
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:55,920
it.

382
00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:02,220
He's gone.

383
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,620
Hi. Hello.

384
00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:06,780
Chucked in time.

385
00:25:06,781 --> 00:25:09,279
We were just going to have some coffee.
Did you have a good time?

386
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,940
Yeah. Not too good a time, I hope.

387
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,900
We did go to some friends.

388
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,730
And talked about a film. Nothing really
exciting.

389
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,060
Do you want to take a look?

390
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,100
Yeah, I'll take a look. And then we can
open the chocolate.

391
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,100
I've dug all the beds, now can I start
the garage?

392
00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:11,920
At least all the cockroaches are out of
the house now, eh, Dad?

393
00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:17,200
There's no incentive to be an
entrepreneur these days.

394
00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:22,980
Well, I thought we covered for it pretty
well.

395
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:24,760
Covered for it?

396
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:30,049
How can you cover for 50 live
cockroaches leaping out of a box of

397
00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:31,310
we've given our hostess?

398
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:35,400
Well, I thought she took it pretty well.
I thought she'd stop screaming.

399
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:39,790
I suppose you realise now that we're
both completely demented.

400
00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:41,550
Well, it was only one incident.

401
00:26:43,490 --> 00:26:45,230
What are you doing with that thing?

402
00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:50,350
I'm going to need this this afternoon,
and I can't work out how it's activated.

403
00:26:50,351 --> 00:26:52,589
Just leave it, will you? In a minute.

404
00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:54,310
Oh, damn this thing!

405
00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:57,550
What have you done?

406
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,260
Here, take one of these.

407
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,540
I hope we're doing the right thing.

408
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:19,559
Calm down.

409
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,939
It's just a horrible coincidence.

410
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,020
They explained it all.

411
00:27:22,021 --> 00:27:24,719
The least we can do is try and make them
feel better about it. What if they're

412
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,070
not in? Well, let's see if they're
there, then.

413
00:27:28,431 --> 00:27:30,479
Help her!

414
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,560
Well, stop it harder!

415
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:35,110
Yes.

416
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,090
They're there.

417
00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:39,589
I'll ring the bell.

418
00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:44,140
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